Friday, February 11, 2011

True Confessions

Wow.  Just...Wow. *****SPOILER ALERT******
Just watched Fringe.  I have to tell you, I did not see that coming.  Although, as soon as they whipped out the ultrasound and proclaimed "I see movement" I knew what was happening. I don't think Peter will be able to choose "our" universe if his unborn child is in the other universe.  Especially since we know for sure he still has feelings for Fauxlivia.  I knew he did.  I was always hesitant to forgive him.  What will this mean?  Holy shit people, this show is amazing!

Ok, I have a very terrible secret to admit.  This isn't easy for me.  Hello, my name is Morgan T. and I am addicted to....Jersey Shore.  I know, I know!! How could a discerning, intelligent woman like me possibly be so in love with the weekly exploits of the most stupid humans on television today?  I'll tell you how.  Watching these morons is entirely too entertaining for words.  I feel like an Anthropologist studying a completely foreign culture.  The fighting, the drinking, the drama.  Ok... maybe not completely foreign. However, in all of my crazy younger days, not once did I ever punch my boyfriend in the face!  I'm pretty sure my grasp of the English language was infinitely better as well.  I have to say that I felt pretty bad for Sammi this past episode.  Ronnie completely destroyed all of her belongings in a steroid fueled rage.  Then when she was leaving, he cried "What did I do?"  Sheesh.  However, in all of my sympathy for them as they cried and screamed at each other, I was laughing my ass off.  Such is the genius of Jersey Shore.

Another recent television addiction for me is Man v. Food.  Something about this man stuffing his face with greasy meat while sweating profusely is such a turn on for me.  He is all that is man.  So disgusting and yet so happy.  Oh Jesus, I just re-read that sentence and it makes me sound like a crazy person.  Oh well, I'm keeping it in there.  Another terrible confession.  It's all coming out here people!

Two episodes of Glee this week!  I have to say I preferred Tuesday night's episode.  I really liked the Kurt/Blaine storyline, as well as the Rachel storyline.  Finn/Quinn, not so much.  They really annoy me.  I loved how Santana gave Finn mono to stir the pot though.  That was fantastically devious.  I didn't really like the part when Tina started crying during her solo, it seemed strange and I felt confused and weirded out by the whole sequence.  I never really liked the song "Fireworks" by Katy Perry, but I sure liked when Rachel did it.  In fact, it was the only song from the two episodes I downloaded.

Well, I'm off to watch this week's episode of An Idiot Abroad and The Ricky Gervais Show, not necessarily in that order.  The latter makes me laugh so hard I have to pause and sometimes rewind my DVR so I don't miss anything due to hysterical laughter.  My roommates don't like it that much, which goes to show how subjective comedy is.  If you combine the comedy of Ricky Gervais and Allie Brosh, that is my true comedic identity.  It speaks to me the way the Bible speaks to religious people.

Well before I confess additional soul revealing and embarrassing details about myself, I think I'll wrap this up!
Later gaters